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[You know what? He basically got permission to court Elidibus (did he??) So welcome back to your room one fine day, it's covered in flowers. Of allll types.

Beside a bouquet of what seems like honeysuckle there's a little note in neat, Ancient script, that's basically the equivalent of;

Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
These flowers are sweet,
But not half so as you.

And a cute little doodle of hearts.

On the next page of the note;

To my dear Elidibus,

I believe most of these blooms to be harmless, though if any reveal affects, I apologize. I did not know what flowers to bring you, so I thought it best to bring you all of them. Throw out any you don't like, and I'll know your preferences better for next time.

With Love,
Emet-Selch

In fact, most of the flowers are just flowers. In every variety and color conceivable, and many varieties and colors that are quite unreal. But with so many flowers from the forest it is possible Hythlodaeus failed to notice one or two with some affect or other, even with all his care put into being cautious. Or perhaps not?

Regardless. What are you going to do with all these flowers? He's probably next door if you need him to help you get rid of them.]